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Top 35 Funny Things to Write In a Thank You Card

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Author: Marco Wolfsheimer

Updated: 13th April, 2024

When it comes to saying thanks, it’s not just about what you say but how you say it. Adding a touch of humor can turn a simple thank you into a memorable moment, leaving the recipient with a big smile on their face.

Funny Things to Write In a Thank You Card

Here is a list of our top 35 funny messages tailored to fit various occasions, ensuring your thank you leaves a lasting, joyful impression. Whether it's for a kind gesture, a thoughtful gift, or just to say "I appreciate you", we've got jus the right message for your next thank you card.

Funny Thank-You Messages for a Friend

Friends are the family we choose, and what better way to thank them than with a good laugh? Here are some rib-tickling messages to show your appreciation.

Thanks for being there, even when you’d probably rather be anywhere else.
I’d say you’re the best, but you already think that about yourself, don’t you?
Our friendship is built on sarcasm, laughter, and really good booze. Thanks for keeping the foundation strong.
I know we’re friends because you laugh at my jokes. Thanks for having such low standards.
Thanks for never judging my crazy side... or at least, not out loud.

Funny Thank-You Messages for a Colleague

Colleagues can turn the most mundane job into an everyday adventure. Here are some funny messages to thank those special co-workers.

Thanks for making me look sane in comparison. Our team really needs it.
Here’s to another week of mutual eye rolling and silent screams. Couldn’t have survived without you.
Thanks for being my partner in crime during all the coffee breaks.
Thank you for always being there to pass me the unspoken 'this meeting could have been an email' look.
I'm grateful for your ability to be as frustrated as I am but maintain professionalism. A skill, truly.

Funny Thank You Messages for Help

A little help can go a long way, especially if it’s followed by a laugh. These messages are perfect for someone who’s been your knight with shining humor.

Thanks for the help. Now, should I expect your invoice in the mail, or will this card suffice?
I’m in your debt, which I've been advised not to pay off in dad jokes.
I appreciate your help. You know what they say, a friend in need is a pest indeed. Kidding, you’re the best.
Thanks for being my emergency contact for life’s messes.
Your help has been as refreshing as an internet ad break. Thanks for the timeout.

Funny Thank You Messages for a Gift

Received a gift that’s as unique as your friendship? Let your gratitude be just as special with these messages.

Thanks for the gift, it almost makes up for the year's worth of questionable advice.
I’ll definitely think of you every time I use it, or at least pretend to.
Thanks for the gift! I’m touched beyond words, mostly because it’s not a returnable gift.
Your gift has found a special place in my heart... and a permanent one in my storage closet.
Thanks for adding to my collection of ‘things I didn’t know I needed.’

Funny Thank You Messages for a Host

Hosted by a friend or family member recently? Here are some cheeky ways to say thanks for their hospitality.

Thanks for the invite, and the unforgettable hangover.
Your hospitality was warmer than the Wi-Fi signal, thank you.
Thanks for hosting and for not noticing me sneaking out the good wine.
You’re officially my favorite person to mooch off. Can’t wait for the next invite!
I came for the free food but stayed for the great company. Thanks for both!

Funny Thank You Messages for a Wedding

Weddings are heartfelt celebrations, yet there’s always room for a bit of humor in your thank you cards.

Thanks for the wedding invite. My dance moves haven’t scared that many people in years.
I loved the free cake, and your vows were also nice.
Thanks for showing me what true love looks like, and excellent catering.
My favorite part of your wedding was the open bar... and the part where you said ‘I do’.
Your wedding was so beautiful, even my crying was in tune. Thanks for the invite.

Funny Thank You Messages for a Birthday

Birthday wishes are always special, but a laugh can make them unforgettable. Here are some funny messages to use.

Thanks for the birthday wish! Guess it’s time to start lying about my age.
Your gift was perfect. It's like you read my mind, or at least my social media posts.
I had an amazing birthday, but your message was definitely a highlight.
Thanks for acknowledging my birthday and pretending I’m not getting older.
My birthday wouldn’t have been the same without your message, mostly because I had fewer notifications.

Who knew gratitude could be so amusing? If you’re looking to bring a smile to someone’s face, why not put one of these messages into practice? At Happy Tree Cards, we have a fantastic selection of group greeting cards perfect for any occasion. So, whether you need to thank someone for a gift, their company, or just want to let them know they’re appreciated in the most hilarious way possible, head over to our website.