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Top 35 Funny Things to Write in an Anniversary Card

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Marco Wolfsheimer

Updated: 21st March, 2024

Anniversaries are a special time to reflect on the journey of love and partnership. Whether it's a year or a decade, each milestone deserves recognition, and what better way to celebrate than with a touch of humor? From the love-filled, laugh-out-loud moments to the 'We survived another year without killing each other' milestones, adding a funny note to an anniversary card can turn an ordinary message into an unforgettable one.

Funny Anniversary Messages

Here is a list of funny things to write in an anniversary card. Let's be honest, laughter is not just medicine; it's the secret ingredient to a long and happy relationship.

Funny Messages for a Friend

  • Congratulations on another year of surviving marriage - who knew you two had it in you?

  • Here's to another year of questionable life choices and sticking together through it all!

  • Marriage is a workshop...where you work, and your spouse shops. Happy Anniversary!

  • Cheers to another year of expertly navigating your wife's mood swings!

  • Happy Anniversary! You guys are still together? Now, that's what I call a plot twist.

Funny Messages for a Wife

  • Happy Anniversary to my dear wife! Thanks for not just taking my last name but also my sanity.

  • To my better half, thanks for forgiving my bad jokes and loving me regardless. Here's to many more years of eye rolls and laughter!

  • They say the best way to remember your anniversary is to forget it once. Thanks for the yearly reminders, love!

  • Congrats! We've survived another year of loving each other...barely. Here's to many more!

  • Here's to our love, our patience, and our shared Netflix account. Couldn't have done it without you!

Funny Messages for a Husband

  • Happy Anniversary to the man who knows how to push all my buttons and then pretend like he lost the manual.

  • Here's to another year of stealing your fries and loving you more for letting me do it.

  • I love you more than yesterday - yesterday you really got on my nerves. Here's to many more years!

  • Thanks for being my unpaid therapist, spider remover, and personal chef. Happy Anniversary, babe!

  • You're the only person I want to annoy for the rest of my life. Congrats on another successful year!

Funny Messages for a Boyfriend

  • Happy Anniversary to someone who knows too much about me and still decides to stick around. Brave soul.

  • Here's to us - Let's celebrate the anniversary of becoming 'us' before you realized what you were getting yourself into.

  • Cheers to another year of love, laughter, and not breaking up during our IKEA trips.

  • You're the peanut butter to my jelly - slightly sticky but perfectly sweet. Happy Anniversary!

  • Thanks for being the swipe right that led to the real thing. I love you more with every passing 'swipe.'

Funny Messages for a Girlfriend

  • Happy Anniversary, babe! Thanks for loving me even when I forget to pick up my socks.

  • You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole. Love you to the moon and back!

  • Here's to another year of me annoying you with my cold feet and you still cuddling me. You're the best!

  • Despite your weird obsession with [insert odd hobby here], I'm madly in love with you. Happy Anniversary!

  • Our love story is my favorite, even when you're the main character stealing all the blankets. Here's to us!

Funny Messages for a Couple

  • Happy Anniversary! May your love continue to be a beautiful and bumpy road... with minimal potholes.

  • Here's to you two proving that 'happily ever after' does exist. Now, tell us your secret!

  • Happy Anniversary! You guys are like milk and cookies, better together and slightly addictive.

  • You two are an inspiration - If you can put up with each other, there's hope for the rest of us!

  • Cheers to another year of endless love, laughter, and not killing each other. Truly remarkable.

Funny Messages for a Grandparent

  • To the grandparents who give us relationship goals - Happy Anniversary! Keep setting the bar high.

  • Happy Anniversary! Here's to another year of setting an example that love truly lasts.

  • Congratulations on another year of love, laughter, and forgetting where you left your glasses together.

  • Cheers to the couple who started with rotary phones and now sends love emojis. Happy Anniversary!

  • Hats off to you both for an incomparable journey of love - you’re the reason we believe in forever.

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Remember, the secret to a memorable anniversary card lies in personalizing it. Feel free to tweak these messages to fit the couple you're writing to. And hey, why not throw in a hilarious inside joke for good measure? After all, love is about sharing those special moments that make you both burst into laughter. If you're on the hunt for the perfect card to scribble one of these funny messages on, check out Happy Tree Cards for a selection of cards that are sure to tickle their funny bone.

Whether it's for your significant other, a friend's anniversary, or your grandparents celebrating another year of undying love, a card filled with humor is a great way to lighten the mood and show your affection. Spread some laughter, love, and a little silliness this anniversary with one of these funny messages.

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