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Updated: 26th September, 2024
Thanksgiving is one of my favourite times of the year. There's something special about gathering around the table with family and friends, sharing good food, and making memories. But let's be honest—no Thanksgiving is complete without a good laugh. So,
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes and Wishes
I've put together a list of 30 funny Thanksgiving quotes and messages that are sure to bring smiles and chuckles to your holiday festivities. Whether you're sending out greeting cards, posting on social media, or looking for the perfect toast, these gems have got you covered.
Gobble 'til you wobble!
May your turkey be moist and may no one use that word to describe it.
I'm thankful for elastic waistbands.
Calories don't count on Thanksgiving.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Leftovers are for quitters.
Thanksgiving: bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863
I'm just here for the pie.
You know you're getting old when you have to have an afternoon nap before the evening nap.
Coexist: Let’s give the turkeys one day of peace.
Vegetables are a must on Thanksgiving. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!
Warning: Thanksgiving dinner may contain up to 4,000 calories.
Thanksgiving: where counting blessings doesn’t require math.
Keep calm and wear stretchy pants.
Pie: the most important circle of confidence.
Thankful for the family that tries to act normal once a year.
Stuffing is just dressing that didn't get its act together.
Another day to remind myself that I can’t cook a turkey but I can order pizza like a pro.
Let's eat, drink, and be thankful nobody found out what we did last night.
I came in like a Butterball!
Grateful for elastic, thankful for elastic, blessed by elastic.
Family: where life begins and turkey never ends.
May your pants be stretchy, and your turkey be moist.
What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google!
I only have pies for you.
Let’s give 'em pumpkin to talk about.
If the only prayer you said was 'thank you,' that would be enough... but pass the gravy.
Thanksgiving is officially the prequel to Black Friday.
I’m thankful for wine that pairs well with awkward family moments.
I hope these funny Thanksgiving quotes and messages brought a smile to your face. Sharing a laugh is one of the best ways to connect with loved ones during the holidays. Whether you're scribbling a note in a greeting card or looking for a witty caption for your festive photos, these little nuggets of humor can make your Thanksgiving even more special.
Speaking of greeting cards, have you checked out the customizable Thanksgiving cards at Happy Tree Cards? You can add your own personal messages and even include some of these jokes to give your cards that extra touch. It's a fun way to reach out to family and friends, especially if you can't be together in person this year.
Thanksgiving is all about gratitude, togetherness, and of course, great food. But it's also about the joy and laughter we share with the people we care about. So go ahead, spread the humour, and make someone's day a little brighter.
