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Updated: 26th September, 2024
Halloween is just around the corner, and there's no better way to get into the spooky spirit than sending out some funny Halloween quotes and wishes! Whether you're throwing a Halloween party or just want to make your friends and family laugh, a clever message can add a spooky touch to any greeting card.
Funny Halloween Quotes and Wishes
Here is a list of our funniest Halloween quotes and wishes to help you spread those spooky laughs.
Top 30 Funny Halloween Quotes and Wishes
What room does a ghost not need? A living room.
I’m dying to have some Halloween fun with you!
Witching you a very haunted Halloween!
Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos! Happy Halloween!
Zombies eat brains... so you're safe! Happy Halloween!
I hope your Halloween is as sweet and scary as you are!
You and I are the perfect match- we both can be a bit batty sometimes!
Creepin' it real this Halloween!
Shake your booooooo-ty, it’s Halloween
Keep calm and scarry on!
Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat...and maybe some candy too!
Fangs for the memories, let's make this Halloween unforgettable!
Ghouls just wanna have fun!
Wishing you a night full of frights and a bag full of delights.
Zombie apocalypse is coming... better start running!
What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plump-kin.
Eat, drink, and be scary!
Why don’t mummies take vacations? Because they’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
May your costume be scary, and your night be merry!
Wishing you a night of frights and a bag full of delights!
What’s a ghost’s favorite party game? Hide and shriek!
You look fa-boooooo-lous!
What do you call a vampire who makes pancakes? Count Spatula.
Time to trick and treat yourself. Have a spooky good one!
Have a fang-tastic night!
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He couldn’t find any body to go with him.
You are the ghostest with the mostest.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
Let’s booooooo-gie the night away!
Hope you enjoyed these! You can personalize each card with a fun message or add your own twist. Whether you're sending out party invites, wishing someone a happy Halloween, or just want to share a laugh, a funny Halloween quote is the way to go. Don't forget to check out our Halloween card collection.
Halloween is not just about candy and costumes, but also about the joy of bringing a smile to someone’s face with a clever message. Customize your Happy Tree Card today and let the spookiness begin!
