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Updated: 5th April, 2024
Say congrats on the new bundle of joy! Picking out the perfect new baby card is a sweet gesture, but let's be honest, adding a funny message inside can really make it memorable. After all, new parents could use a good laugh amidst all the sleepless nights and diaper changes.
Funny New Baby Wishes
Here is a list of funny new baby wishes you can send to friends, family and co-workers to help you know exactly what to write in a new baby card. When in doubt, add a little humor to your new baby message.
Where you learn that silence is golden, except when it's 3 AM and the baby monitor is silent. Then silence is very, very suspicious. Best of luck figuring out which kind of silence you're dealing with at any given moment!
Just remember, when changing diapers, always point the business end away from you. Trust me, it's the kind of mistake you only make once. Wishing you lots of love and a few extra baby wipes!
Congrats on your upgrade from couple to parents! Don't worry, the pay might not be great, but the cuddles are top-notch. Here's to enjoying your new roles, even at 2 AM. Who needs sleep anyway, right?
Finally, someone to manage your household efficiently! The new boss has arrived, and they're extremely cute but demanding. Looking forward to your tales of how you're adapting to the new management. Spoiler alert: They're already running the show.
Congratulations on creating a tiny human! That's definitely a lifetime achievement award at its finest. Now onto the more serious business of parenting, which includes mastering the art of sleeping with one eye open and continuous diaper duty.
Forget about roosters, alarm clocks, or your old wake-up call. Your newest alarm comes in a very cute package but has a surprisingly loud volume for its size. And the best part? It's fully functional at all hours. Welcome to parenthood!
Beware: babies are known for their ninja skills, especially when it comes to silently filling a diaper at the most inconvenient times. Always approach with caution. And maybe a clothespin for your nose. Just a friendly warning!
Just think of all the diapers you're about to change as practice for wrapping those perfect Christmas gifts. Silver lining, right? Either way, wishing you patience, endurance, and a very strong sense of humor. You're going to need it!
It turns out, having a baby reveals your superpowers: functioning on zero sleep, incredible reflexes to catch falling pacifiers, and the ability to hear the slightest whimper. Welcome to the superhero league of parents. Cape optional.
Who needs fashion when you've got baby spit-up on your shirt? It's the newest trend in parenting fashion, didn't you know? Rock that look with pride, you're officially in the cool parents club now.
Your new life motto: "I used to have a coffee addiction, now I have a coffee need." Because let's be honest, caffeine is now a basic necessity. Welcome to the world of perpetual coffee consumption. Cheers to that!
By the end of year one, you'll be a certified negotiator, capable of convincing a tiny human to eat mashed peas, sleep at reasonable hours, and maybe even let you have a moment of peace. Skills that would impress any diplomat!
With a baby, you become a time traveller. Days blend into nights, and before you know it, they're off to college. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. For now, enjoy every sleep-deprived, beautiful moment. Time flies!
Wrapping up with a chuckle and a nudge towards happy memories, injecting humor into a new baby card is not just about the laughs; it's about making the new parents feel loved and understood in a unique, light-hearted way.
When you've picked your favorite funny wish, why not head over to Happy Tree Cards and find an adorable card to match your message? With an array of cute, funny, and heart-warming options, you're sure to find the perfect way to send your love and a little laughter.
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