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Top 30 Funny Retirement Quotes & Messages
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Updated: 1st April, 2024
Ah, retirement! The time when you can finally kick back, relax, and forget all about alarm clocks, Monday blues, and endless meetings. But before we dive into that sea of free time, let's send off our retiring friends, family, or colleagues with a good laugh. After all, laughter is the best way to transition into this new chapter.
Funny Retirement Quotes & Messages
Ready for some chuckles? Here is a list of funny retirement quotes & messages that are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face as they step into their well-deserved retirement.
Now you have more time for your real job: becoming a professional Netflix marathon runner.
Goodbye, tension! Hello, pension! (And goodbye paycheck, Hello coupon collection!)
Retired: Knows everything, has plenty of time to tell you.
Welcome to phase two of your life: Where every day feels like Saturday, but with less money.
Retired: Under new management! See spouse for details.
Retirement means no alarm clock, no commute, and no pants. Welcome to the good life!
Remember, in retirement, every day is boss's day. And you're the boss now.
Congrats on being promoted to the CEO of Doing Whatever I Want.
Retirement: Where you trade your briefcase for a suitcase and your office for the beach.
Your retirement plan now includes naps, snacks, and more naps. Enjoy!
Now that you're retired, remember: Scratching your butt and channel surfing is considered multitasking.
Now that you're retired, you've got all the time in the world and none of the energy.
Wishing you a happy retirement! Now you can live by your own rules, like a teenager but with money.
Here's to retirement: The world's longest coffee break.
Just think, no more meetings, no more deadlines, only a lifetime of ‘I’ll do it tomorrow’.
Now that you’re retired, you’ll have more time for important things... like wondering where your glasses are.
Now’s the time to start practicing for the world napping championship. Go for gold!
Welcome to retirement. Prepare to become your neighborhood's WhatsApp group’s most active member.
In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day.
Retirement: When you stop living at work and start working at living.
Welcome to retirement – Where every day is Saturday, except Sunday.
Congratulations on your retirement! Time to replace your suits with slippers and your briefcase with a TV remote.
Now that you're retired, you can do all the things you never had time for...like writing that novel or, more realistically, binging all those TV shows!
Retirement: Where every day is a weekend and your boss can no longer ruin your Mondays.
You thought adulthood was great until retirement showed up. Game changer.
They say retirement is a time for reflection. Reflect on all those coffee breaks, will you?
Here’s to retirement: Half as much money, twice as much husband.
Retirement – When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.
Cheers to retirement! May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. Oh wait, every day is Saturday now!
Retired and downgraded to chief dishwasher at home.
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Choosing the perfect funny retirement message is a fantastic way to bring a smile to someone as they embark on this new phase of their life. It’s a joyful moment that marks the end of one chapter and the beginning of another.
With these messages, you’re not just wishing someone a happy retirement; you're sending them off with laughter and well-deserved good vibes.
For more inspiration on what to write in your retirement cards, visit our blog at Happy Tree Cards or why not check out or selection of group retirement cards
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