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Top 30 Funny Wedding Wishes

Author: Marco Wolfsheimer

Updated: 12th April, 2024

Finding the perfect words to write in a wedding card can be tricky. You want to convey your well wishes, perhaps add a touch of your personality, and most importantly, make the newlyweds smile or even laugh. After all, laughter is a great icebreaker to the start of their forever!

Funny Wedding Wishes

Here is a list of funny wedding wishes you can send to friends, family and co-workers to bring a smile to the happy couple. Whether for a friend, family member, or colleague, these funny wedding card messages are sure to bring a little cheer to their special day.

Remember, a happy marriage is about three things: memories of togetherness, forgiveness of mistakes, and a promise to never download a dating app again.
Marriage: an endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo. Congrats!
Congratulations on your wedding! May your love be as unending as the decorations at this wedding venue.
May your marriage be filled with laughter, love, and a decent amount of takeout!
I can't believe someone is brave enough to marry you. Congrats!
Marriage – because dating was just too easy. Happy Wedding Day!
Congratulations on finally getting your freedom... Oh wait, wrong event. Happy wedding!
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Here's to a lifetime of pretending to enjoy each other's hobbies. Congrats!
Congratulations on upgrading from being annoyingly single to annoyingly married.
Welcome to the world of marital bliss – where the laundry is never-ending and arguments are daily. Happy Wedding Day!
Congratulations on your wedding! I can't wait for you to join me in the married club. It's not as fun as the single club but we have way more cake.
Remember, it's not about who's right, but who's left.
Now you can't run away from each other's farts.
Happy wedding day! Remember, a happy wife means a happy life... and a terrified husband.

Remember, marriage is all about communication... and a lot of compromise.
Remember, marriage is a relationship where one is always right and the other is the husband.
Congratulations on your wedding! Now you can finally understand the true meaning of 'for richer or poorer'.
Remember, marriage is all about give and take... You give, they take.
Congratulations on your wedding! Remember, marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.
Happy Wedding Day! Now you can officially put on weight without any fear.
Congrats! Now you can eat, drink and get fat, who cares, you are already married!
Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!
Now remember, the key to a happy marriage is... Sorry, I’m still searching for it.
Marriage: where 'Yes Dear' are the two most important words!
Remember, the best way to remember your anniversary is to forget it once.
Here's to love, laughter, and happily ever after...and to never having to swipe right again!
Remember, love is all you need… stick with that crap and you’ll do great!
Remember, it's not about who wears the pants in the relationship, but how well you agree on the color.
Now you can finally say 'I do' to shared bank accounts, joint tax returns, and no more awkward 'who will pay the bill' moments.