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Updated: 3rd April, 2024
Christmas is a time for joy, laughter and celebration. So why not inject a little humour into your Christmas cards this year?
Funny Things to Write in a Christmas Card
Here are some funny Christmas card messages you can send to friends, family, and co-workers.
Hope your Christmas is as lit as your Christmas tree!
Hope you love your Christmas gift, it's a year's supply of my friendship. Lucky you!
You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
May your family be functional and all your batteries included.
May your eggnog be spiked with plenty of rum to get you through this holiday season.
This Christmas, may you manage to stay off Santa's ‘Naughty List’. Good luck!
Santa saw your Facebook posts. You're getting a bible and more clothes this Christmas!
May your WiFi be strong, your batteries full and your stretchy pants forgiving!
May all your Christmas sweaters be ugly and bright!
May your credit card bills in January be smaller than your joy at Christmas.
May your wrapping skills be better than your singing skills!
May your Christmas be as jolly as Santa after a few eggnogs!
May your tree be bright and your sweaters be frightful!
Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year!
May your Christmas be as well-organized and drama-free as a perfect Instagram post.
May your day be filled with lots of love and fewer returns!
May your Christmas be as sweet as a hot cocoa and marshmallows!
May your day be filled with holiday cheer and your glass filled with beer!
Dear Santa, define 'nice'. Merry Christmas!
You know it's Christmas when you start receiving cards from people you forgot existed.
Here's to a Christmas filled with peace, love, and a magic weight loss potion.
Let's hope Santa didn't check your TikTok this year.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
May your tree be bright and your in-laws out of sight.
May your Christmas dinner conversations be as juicy as your turkey.
May Santa bring you everything you deserve. Wait, that could be a problem... Merry Christmas!
Here's to another year of pretending to like each other's gifts.
May your Christmas be filled with as much joy as you feel when you see your online order has shipped.
May your day be merry, bright, and far from your scale.
May your home be filled with joy, your heart with love, and your life with laughter. And wine. Definitely wine.